synystergatesbitch asked: sounds good to me dude. I'll call the second three and then whoever's more drunk can pay.

That sounds like an awesome idea man. When do you want to do this?

synystergatesbitch asked: dude I'm really fuckin' bored and don't have shit to do, lets have a party

Lets go to the strip club or something, sound good? First three rounds on me.

I will forever look like a pedophile.

where all the sexy ladies at?